Monday, February 06, 2006
CuttheShit Nuggets – Now with Extra Dipping Sauce!
I was outside talking to my mom on my cell phone, when something fell from the sky and skimmed my face before falling onto my jacket. I look down and it was literal pigeon shit. I quickly grabbed a napkin from a nearby bodega and wiped furiously at my face. NAST! Worst part is that I had to buy a sandwich, pick up a pack of cigarettes, and walk 4 blocks back to work before I could look in a mirror. That didn’t put me in the best mood during my lunch break. Side note: luckily I got most of the shit removed from my face before I had to take care of the remnants in the bathroom.
The SuperBowl this year was completely lackluster. The game, the commercials, the stale/outdated half time show…if it weren’t for my friend Kelly’s appetizers, the experience would have sucked all together. I had a good time with my friends, sitting around and talking, but otherwise, I am once again reminded why gay men have better things to do on the days of big sporting events.
My brother is coming to visit this week! I’m super excited about it. He will be pulling in to town on Thursday and we’ll begin partying promptly at 6pm. My parents come to town on Saturday and they’re bringing our family dog with them. I figured Tyler would love to have the company. They got along so well together over Christmas. It’s going to be a full house this weekend! And lots of fun.
In three weeks I have my one year anniversary of going to therapy. This is the longest that I’ve stuck with a therapist and I have to admit that I’m pretty proud of myself. My girl, Sophie, has helped me tremendously over the last year and I look forward to continuing our “work”together for a long time to come. Now if only I could figure out how to get my fee lowered. Hmmm….
Paul and I are getting along famously. Thank God for small pleasures.
My upper eyelid has been twitching ferociously for the last 24 hours. What’s the deal? Everyone has a different interpretation as to why it’s doing this and some of the ideas are pretty funny. My friend Ari says it’s because I’m tired (best theory yet). My boss said it’s because I’m lacking in calcium, which I can’t possibly believe since I eat more cheese every day than they have in the country of Uganda. One of the students at my job said it’s from staring at the computer, but that can’t be it since it was pulsating last night before I even looked at the computer today. And lastly, my mom said that I have a million ailments every day and it’s all in my head. Fair enough!
Time to quit smoking! My new annoying habit is clearing my throat every 30 minutes. As though I have a pound of phlegm resting comfortably in my throat. Geez Louise Mayonaisse.
Alrighty!
I’m off to get a personality transplant since mine SUCKS today.
PEACE!
